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In case of last minute changes to events we suggest contacting the organisers beforehand.
For general information contact Marlow Tourist Information Centre on 01628 483597.


Fri - Jul 03
Baby & Toddlers Group - DIDDY DISCO (9.15am and then 10.20am) 9:15 AM

Cartoons, Nursery Rhymes, Action Songs & Diddy Disco Dancing for Pre School Children - Tea/Coffee and chat for the adults. A Relaxed fun time :-)
www.diddydisco.co.uk
£5.00 per family
Thursdays 9:15am  Fridays 9.15am and then 10.20am

Sat - Jul 04
Marlow Antiques & Vintage Fayre 9:00 AM - 4:00 PM

Discover a treasure trove of Antique and Vintage items, including Vintage Clothing and Handbags, at The Marlow Antiques & Vintage Fayre. Held on the 1st Saturday of every month, from 9am to 4pm, in Liston Hall, Chapel Street, Marlow, it really is a regular 'not to be missed' event.  If you're looking for something a bit different from the usual High Street fare, or just fancy a browse, we'd love to see you there.

We also offer a wide variety of hot and cold refreshments.

Sun - Jul 05
Self-Defence and Kung Fu

We are a friendly and fun class and welcome people of all abilities (aged 11 to adult) who are looking to get in shape and build their confidence.  We are in the Marlow Bottom Village Hall every Sunday from 10:15am to 11:15am, next to the Barn Club, just opposite the One Stop Shop on the main road.

Just wear tracksuit bottoms and a T-shirt (£9 non-members, £7 members).

For more details check our website at http://www.phoenixfist.com or call Steven on 07711 251078

Mon - Jul 06
Happy Mondays @ The Slug and Lettuce Marlow

Here at the Slug and Lettuce we believe every Monday is a Happy One.

Thats why we have 50% Off All Food Each and Every Monday, even in the bank holidays!

Mon - Jul 06
Marlow Ukulele Group

Marlow Ukulele Group meets every 2 weeks at the Cross Keys. We provide an opportunity for anyone who is new to the ukulele to practice their favourite songs in a friendly group environment. See http://www.marlowuke.co.uk/ to find out how to join the fun!

Mon - Jul 06
Boutique Cinema at Clayton's Marlow 7:30 PM

Every Monday Clayton’s Marlow transforms into an intimate Boutique Cinema to show you the very best in film.

Sit back in one of their comfy sofas, sip on a cocktail, grab a bite to eat and watch a film on their big screen.

Screening starts at 8pm with a Pre-Feature comedy classic from 7.30pm

For full film listings including trailers see http://www.claytonsmarlow.com/cinema/

Booking essential to guarantee a seat.

Tue - Jul 07
The Assembly Room Comedy Night

Monthly - first Tuesday of every month at 8pm.  To  book tickets please email: info@theassemblyroom.co.uk or call us on 01628 474718 or buy online

Tickets are £5 or £15 to include a 2 course meal.  If you book for food please arrive from 7pm.

Line up can be viewed on our website.

Tue - Jul 07
Quiz Night @ The Slug and Lettuce

Our famous weekly quiz night returns with a new host! The lovely Chris Baldwin will be quizzing you every Tuesday evening from 7.30pm onwards. 

All quizzers will receive 25% off our extensive new food menu! 

£1 entry per person & winning team not only takes all but will also receive a bottle of wine on the house the next time they quiz with us! 

Bring your family & friends along and book a table in for your group over the phone on 01628 478737 to guarantee your space.

Tue - Jul 07
Rebellion Brewery Tours 7:00 PM - 9:30 PM

Tours take place on the first tuesday of every month Start at 7:00pm, all welcome. £10 Per head (including members). Notice required for groups of 12 or more, otherwise no need to book All ales currently being brewed are available all night, and take your glass home as a souvenir. Talks given on brewing history and brewing methods. Barbecue all year round. Bar closes at 9:30! http://www.rebellionbeer.co.uk/tours.htm

Tue - Jul 07
Prince of Wales - Quiz Night 8:30 PM

We offer a range of quiz rounds from music to film and from history to geography and everything in between. We also have a 'play your cards right' game where the jackpot can be up to and above £800. Also the pub offers great food (including a Thai menu) and great beer.
Every Tuesday from 8:30pm
Prince of Wales, Marlow
Entry price: £1 per person - winning team gets the pot 

Wed - Jul 08
Tappy Feet! - adult tap class for beginners
Adult tap class for beginners held at the Marlow Methodist church, just off the high street.
 
First FREE taster session (1 hour class free) and then it's £7.00 a lesson each week. 
 
Class is on a Wednesday evening 8-9pm.

Call 07773 529161, or for more details, and updates on the Tappy Feet Facebook page.

 

Wed - Jul 08
Beginners Jive Dance Classes

FUN, FRIENDLY and RELAXED beginners classes! Make new friends and get fit whilst learning to dance! Absolutely no experience needed or partner required! Drop in classes - start any week!! Doors 7.30pm, beginners Jive class 8pm with practice session, stroll classes and dancing after. Fully SPRUNG wooden dancefloor, BYO drinks.
Every Wednesday from 7.30pm at Frieth Village Hall, Frieth, RG9 6PR.
Our Facebook page is www.facebook.com/therockingrebels 

Wed - Jul 08
NCT Bumps and Babes Cafe 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM

Every Wednesday come along and meet other new and expectant Mums, and let someone else worry about getting the coffee and washing up afterwards! Open to NCT and non-members alike, the more the merrier! Court Garden Cafe, Higginson Park, Marlow.

Wed - Jul 08
Prince of Wales - Jam Night 8:30 PM

Live jam night every Wednesday night from 8.30pm. Everyone is welcome weather to join in or just to watch and listen!

Thu - Jul 09
Tea Dance

This is a monthly Tea Dance (on the 2nd Thursday each month).  From 2.0-4.0pm in Liston Hall, Marlow - run by the Marlow Community Association.  Ballroom, Latin and Sequence Dancing (Beginners are welcome).  Dancing is led by qualified dance instructors. Price is £2 which includes tea.  

Car parking in adjacent Liston Road car park.

Thu - Jul 09
Baby & Toddlers Group - DIDDY DISCO 9:15 AM

Cartoons, Nursery Rhymes, Action Songs & Diddy Disco Dancing for Pre School Children - Tea/Coffee and chat for the adults. A Relaxed fun time :-)
www.diddydisco.co.uk
£5.00 per family
Thursdays 9:15am  Fridays 9.15am and then 10.20am

 

Thu - Jul 09
Open Mic at O'Donoghues 8:30 PM - 11:00 PM

Andy Barrett hosts the popular Open Mic night at O'Donoghues pub.

Thu - Jul 09
Marlow Donkey: Pub Quiz and Open the Box 8:30 PM

The long running Marlow Donkey Pub quiz had been revamped with new prizes. Starts at 8.30pm and is followed by Open the box. Hosted by Shazza, you're guaranteed a fun night.

Fri - Jul 10
Baby & Toddlers Group - DIDDY DISCO (9.15am and then 10.20am) 9:15 AM

Cartoons, Nursery Rhymes, Action Songs & Diddy Disco Dancing for Pre School Children - Tea/Coffee and chat for the adults. A Relaxed fun time :-)
www.diddydisco.co.uk
£5.00 per family
Thursdays 9:15am  Fridays 9.15am and then 10.20am

Sat - Jul 11
Marlow Legends Reunion 10:00 AM

For members of the Marlow Legends Facebook Group 
Reunion is on Saturday July 11th 2015 from 10am onwards 
In Riley park (rec) 
Bring the family and picnic and drinks, don't forget chairs , gazebos etc 
A lovely day meeting up with old and new friends - all are welcome young and old 
Please respect the park and put rubbish in bins provided.

Sun - Jul 12
Self-Defence and Kung Fu

We are a friendly and fun class and welcome people of all abilities (aged 11 to adult) who are looking to get in shape and build their confidence.  We are in the Marlow Bottom Village Hall every Sunday from 10:15am to 11:15am, next to the Barn Club, just opposite the One Stop Shop on the main road.

Just wear tracksuit bottoms and a T-shirt (£9 non-members, £7 members).

For more details check our website at http://www.phoenixfist.com or call Steven on 07711 251078

Mon - Jul 13
Happy Mondays @ The Slug and Lettuce Marlow

Here at the Slug and Lettuce we believe every Monday is a Happy One.

Thats why we have 50% Off All Food Each and Every Monday, even in the bank holidays!

Mon - Jul 13
Boutique Cinema at Clayton's Marlow 7:30 PM

Every Monday Clayton’s Marlow transforms into an intimate Boutique Cinema to show you the very best in film.

Sit back in one of their comfy sofas, sip on a cocktail, grab a bite to eat and watch a film on their big screen.

Screening starts at 8pm with a Pre-Feature comedy classic from 7.30pm

For full film listings including trailers see http://www.claytonsmarlow.com/cinema/

Booking essential to guarantee a seat.

Tue - Jul 14
Quiz Night @ The Slug and Lettuce

Our famous weekly quiz night returns with a new host! The lovely Chris Baldwin will be quizzing you every Tuesday evening from 7.30pm onwards. 

All quizzers will receive 25% off our extensive new food menu! 

£1 entry per person & winning team not only takes all but will also receive a bottle of wine on the house the next time they quiz with us! 

Bring your family & friends along and book a table in for your group over the phone on 01628 478737 to guarantee your space.

Tue - Jul 14
Prince of Wales - Quiz Night 8:30 PM

We offer a range of quiz rounds from music to film and from history to geography and everything in between. We also have a 'play your cards right' game where the jackpot can be up to and above £800. Also the pub offers great food (including a Thai menu) and great beer.
Every Tuesday from 8:30pm
Prince of Wales, Marlow
Entry price: £1 per person - winning team gets the pot 

Wed - Jul 15
Tappy Feet! - adult tap class for beginners
Adult tap class for beginners held at the Marlow Methodist church, just off the high street.
 
First FREE taster session (1 hour class free) and then it's £7.00 a lesson each week. 
 
Class is on a Wednesday evening 8-9pm.

Call 07773 529161, or for more details, and updates on the Tappy Feet Facebook page.

 

Wed - Jul 15
Beginners Jive Dance Classes

FUN, FRIENDLY and RELAXED beginners classes! Make new friends and get fit whilst learning to dance! Absolutely no experience needed or partner required! Drop in classes - start any week!! Doors 7.30pm, beginners Jive class 8pm with practice session, stroll classes and dancing after. Fully SPRUNG wooden dancefloor, BYO drinks.
Every Wednesday from 7.30pm at Frieth Village Hall, Frieth, RG9 6PR.
Our Facebook page is www.facebook.com/therockingrebels 

Wed - Jul 15
NCT Bumps and Babes Cafe 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM

Every Wednesday come along and meet other new and expectant Mums, and let someone else worry about getting the coffee and washing up afterwards! Open to NCT and non-members alike, the more the merrier! Court Garden Cafe, Higginson Park, Marlow.

Wed - Jul 15
Prince of Wales - Jam Night 8:30 PM

Live jam night every Wednesday night from 8.30pm. Everyone is welcome weather to join in or just to watch and listen!

Thu - Jul 16
Baby & Toddlers Group - DIDDY DISCO 9:15 AM

Cartoons, Nursery Rhymes, Action Songs & Diddy Disco Dancing for Pre School Children - Tea/Coffee and chat for the adults. A Relaxed fun time :-)
www.diddydisco.co.uk
£5.00 per family
Thursdays 9:15am  Fridays 9.15am and then 10.20am

 

Thu - Jul 16
Marlow Donkey: Pub Quiz and Open the Box 8:30 PM

The long running Marlow Donkey Pub quiz had been revamped with new prizes. Starts at 8.30pm and is followed by Open the box. Hosted by Shazza, you're guaranteed a fun night.

Thu - Jul 16
Open Mic at O'Donoghues 8:30 PM - 11:00 PM

Andy Barrett hosts the popular Open Mic night at O'Donoghues pub.

Fri - Jul 17
Baby & Toddlers Group - DIDDY DISCO (9.15am and then 10.20am) 9:15 AM

Cartoons, Nursery Rhymes, Action Songs & Diddy Disco Dancing for Pre School Children - Tea/Coffee and chat for the adults. A Relaxed fun time :-)
www.diddydisco.co.uk
£5.00 per family
Thursdays 9:15am  Fridays 9.15am and then 10.20am

Sat - Jul 18
Junior Cookery Club at Cats Cookery School
Cats Cookery School runs a Junior Cookery Club for age 8+, the third Sat in the month. The children will learn how to prepare and cook the food and make some delicious treats to take home to share with the whole family.
Each class is £25, you can book online at www.catscookeryschool.com
Cats Cookery School, Old House Farm, Ragmans Lane, Marlow, SL73SL 

Sun - Jul 19
Marlow River Swim - F3 Events

This will be the 6th time this swimming event will take place in Marlow. Please make sure you know that you are entering the correct event, as other events companies have copied this event. 

There are THREE distances to choose from this year that will cater for both beginners and experienced swimmers. 
750m swimmers will start @ 7:45am
1.5km swimmers will start @ 8:00am
3.0km swimmers will start @ 8:15am

River Swim - Consisting of a single lap out and back swim in the River Thames for all the distances with clear markings on the buoys on when to turn. The River is a very calm and steady flow, which makes it the perfect event for anyone looking to take part in their first swim. 

The minimum age to take part in this event is 16 years old on the day of the event.

http://www.f3events.co.uk/marlow-river-swim-july-2015/general/marlow-river-swim

Sun - Jul 19
Self-Defence and Kung Fu

We are a friendly and fun class and welcome people of all abilities (aged 11 to adult) who are looking to get in shape and build their confidence.  We are in the Marlow Bottom Village Hall every Sunday from 10:15am to 11:15am, next to the Barn Club, just opposite the One Stop Shop on the main road.

Just wear tracksuit bottoms and a T-shirt (£9 non-members, £7 members).

For more details check our website at http://www.phoenixfist.com or call Steven on 07711 251078

Sun - Jul 19
Marlow Half Iron Distance Triathlon - F3 Events

We are pleased to announce the 4th year for the Marlow Half Iron Distance Triathlon, a triathlon consisting of a river swim, cycling and running.

The event is set to attract over 700 participants, as the world of endurance sports and triathlon creates massive demand for longer distance events over the shorter distances that have originally formed this great sport.

The swim is a 1900 metre one lap course in the River Thames. The Bike course is 2.5 laps covering 86km and only has 2 main hills, otherwise it is flat and fast. The Run is 4 laps of 5km route on Tarmac and Grass Footpaths and meanders back towards Marlow and into the finish at Higginson Park from the river tow path.

http://www.marlowtriathlon.co.uk/events/marlow-half-iron-distance-triathlon

Mon - Jul 20
Happy Mondays @ The Slug and Lettuce Marlow

Here at the Slug and Lettuce we believe every Monday is a Happy One.

Thats why we have 50% Off All Food Each and Every Monday, even in the bank holidays!

Mon - Jul 20
Marlow Ukulele Group

Marlow Ukulele Group meets every 2 weeks at the Cross Keys. We provide an opportunity for anyone who is new to the ukulele to practice their favourite songs in a friendly group environment. See http://www.marlowuke.co.uk/ to find out how to join the fun!

Mon - Jul 20
Boutique Cinema at Clayton's Marlow 7:30 PM

Every Monday Clayton’s Marlow transforms into an intimate Boutique Cinema to show you the very best in film.

Sit back in one of their comfy sofas, sip on a cocktail, grab a bite to eat and watch a film on their big screen.

Screening starts at 8pm with a Pre-Feature comedy classic from 7.30pm

For full film listings including trailers see http://www.claytonsmarlow.com/cinema/

Booking essential to guarantee a seat.

Tue - Jul 21
Quiz Night @ The Slug and Lettuce

Our famous weekly quiz night returns with a new host! The lovely Chris Baldwin will be quizzing you every Tuesday evening from 7.30pm onwards. 

All quizzers will receive 25% off our extensive new food menu! 

£1 entry per person & winning team not only takes all but will also receive a bottle of wine on the house the next time they quiz with us! 

Bring your family & friends along and book a table in for your group over the phone on 01628 478737 to guarantee your space.

Tue - Jul 21
Prince of Wales - Quiz Night 8:30 PM

We offer a range of quiz rounds from music to film and from history to geography and everything in between. We also have a 'play your cards right' game where the jackpot can be up to and above £800. Also the pub offers great food (including a Thai menu) and great beer.
Every Tuesday from 8:30pm
Prince of Wales, Marlow
Entry price: £1 per person - winning team gets the pot 

Wed - Jul 22
Beginners Jive Dance Classes

FUN, FRIENDLY and RELAXED beginners classes! Make new friends and get fit whilst learning to dance! Absolutely no experience needed or partner required! Drop in classes - start any week!! Doors 7.30pm, beginners Jive class 8pm with practice session, stroll classes and dancing after. Fully SPRUNG wooden dancefloor, BYO drinks.
Every Wednesday from 7.30pm at Frieth Village Hall, Frieth, RG9 6PR.
Our Facebook page is www.facebook.com/therockingrebels 

Wed - Jul 22
Tappy Feet! - adult tap class for beginners
Adult tap class for beginners held at the Marlow Methodist church, just off the high street.
 
First FREE taster session (1 hour class free) and then it's £7.00 a lesson each week. 
 
Class is on a Wednesday evening 8-9pm.

Call 07773 529161, or for more details, and updates on the Tappy Feet Facebook page.

 

Wed - Jul 22
NCT Bumps and Babes Cafe 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM

Every Wednesday come along and meet other new and expectant Mums, and let someone else worry about getting the coffee and washing up afterwards! Open to NCT and non-members alike, the more the merrier! Court Garden Cafe, Higginson Park, Marlow.

Wed - Jul 22
Prince of Wales - Jam Night 8:30 PM

Live jam night every Wednesday night from 8.30pm. Everyone is welcome weather to join in or just to watch and listen!

Thu - Jul 23
Baby & Toddlers Group - DIDDY DISCO 9:15 AM

Cartoons, Nursery Rhymes, Action Songs & Diddy Disco Dancing for Pre School Children - Tea/Coffee and chat for the adults. A Relaxed fun time :-)
www.diddydisco.co.uk
£5.00 per family
Thursdays 9:15am  Fridays 9.15am and then 10.20am

 

Thu - Jul 23
Marlow Donkey: Pub Quiz and Open the Box 8:30 PM

The long running Marlow Donkey Pub quiz had been revamped with new prizes. Starts at 8.30pm and is followed by Open the box. Hosted by Shazza, you're guaranteed a fun night.

Thu - Jul 23
Open Mic at O'Donoghues 8:30 PM - 11:00 PM

Andy Barrett hosts the popular Open Mic night at O'Donoghues pub.

Fri - Jul 24
Baby & Toddlers Group - DIDDY DISCO (9.15am and then 10.20am) 9:15 AM

Cartoons, Nursery Rhymes, Action Songs & Diddy Disco Dancing for Pre School Children - Tea/Coffee and chat for the adults. A Relaxed fun time :-)
www.diddydisco.co.uk
£5.00 per family
Thursdays 9:15am  Fridays 9.15am and then 10.20am

Sat - Jul 25
Marlow Community Market 9:30 AM - 1:00 PM

The indoor market, organised by Transition Town Marlow, is a hub for local producers and provides local customers with a good deal!

A mixture of stall-holders:  meat, vegetables, bread, cakes and all sorts of other produce from small local suppliers - plus local artists and craftspeople.

The market aims to be plastic-bag free, so please bring your own.

Liston Hall, Chapel Street - last Saturday of every month.

Sun - Jul 26
Self-Defence and Kung Fu

We are a friendly and fun class and welcome people of all abilities (aged 11 to adult) who are looking to get in shape and build their confidence.  We are in the Marlow Bottom Village Hall every Sunday from 10:15am to 11:15am, next to the Barn Club, just opposite the One Stop Shop on the main road.

Just wear tracksuit bottoms and a T-shirt (£9 non-members, £7 members).

For more details check our website at http://www.phoenixfist.com or call Steven on 07711 251078

Mon - Jul 27
Happy Mondays @ The Slug and Lettuce Marlow

Here at the Slug and Lettuce we believe every Monday is a Happy One.

Thats why we have 50% Off All Food Each and Every Monday, even in the bank holidays!

Mon - Jul 27
Boutique Cinema at Clayton's Marlow 7:30 PM

Every Monday Clayton’s Marlow transforms into an intimate Boutique Cinema to show you the very best in film.

Sit back in one of their comfy sofas, sip on a cocktail, grab a bite to eat and watch a film on their big screen.

Screening starts at 8pm with a Pre-Feature comedy classic from 7.30pm

For full film listings including trailers see http://www.claytonsmarlow.com/cinema/

Booking essential to guarantee a seat.

Tue - Jul 28
Quiz Night @ The Slug and Lettuce

Our famous weekly quiz night returns with a new host! The lovely Chris Baldwin will be quizzing you every Tuesday evening from 7.30pm onwards. 

All quizzers will receive 25% off our extensive new food menu! 

£1 entry per person & winning team not only takes all but will also receive a bottle of wine on the house the next time they quiz with us! 

Bring your family & friends along and book a table in for your group over the phone on 01628 478737 to guarantee your space.

Tue - Jul 28
Prince of Wales - Quiz Night 8:30 PM

We offer a range of quiz rounds from music to film and from history to geography and everything in between. We also have a 'play your cards right' game where the jackpot can be up to and above £800. Also the pub offers great food (including a Thai menu) and great beer.
Every Tuesday from 8:30pm
Prince of Wales, Marlow
Entry price: £1 per person - winning team gets the pot 

Wed - Jul 29
Beginners Jive Dance Classes

FUN, FRIENDLY and RELAXED beginners classes! Make new friends and get fit whilst learning to dance! Absolutely no experience needed or partner required! Drop in classes - start any week!! Doors 7.30pm, beginners Jive class 8pm with practice session, stroll classes and dancing after. Fully SPRUNG wooden dancefloor, BYO drinks.
Every Wednesday from 7.30pm at Frieth Village Hall, Frieth, RG9 6PR.
Our Facebook page is www.facebook.com/therockingrebels 

Wed - Jul 29
Tappy Feet! - adult tap class for beginners
Adult tap class for beginners held at the Marlow Methodist church, just off the high street.
 
First FREE taster session (1 hour class free) and then it's £7.00 a lesson each week. 
 
Class is on a Wednesday evening 8-9pm.

Call 07773 529161, or for more details, and updates on the Tappy Feet Facebook page.

 

Wed - Jul 29
NCT Bumps and Babes Cafe 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM

Every Wednesday come along and meet other new and expectant Mums, and let someone else worry about getting the coffee and washing up afterwards! Open to NCT and non-members alike, the more the merrier! Court Garden Cafe, Higginson Park, Marlow.

Wed - Jul 29
Wine Tasting with Marlow Wine Society 8:00 PM

Marlow Wine Society meets on the last Wednesday of each month at the Pugin Rooms, St. Peter St. Marlow.  Wine merchants and other experts present 8 wines in an informal and enjoyable tasting.

More information : 01628-482299. www.marlowwinesociety.com. Each meeting has a theme, upcoming ones include:

  • Jan 28th - A.G.M. and 8 favourite wines presented by members 
  • Feb 25th - German wines presented by Beaconsfield Wine Cellars
  • Mar 25th - Wineman's Bluff - decide what is in each bottle from a choice of 3 possibilities
  • Apr 29th - Become an expert sniffer and taster - guided by Richard Wilson of Spirited Wines
  • May 27th - Eton Vintners tasting of Loire valley wines
  • Jun 24th - Members present at investigation of the wines of the U.S.A
  • Jul 29th - Aug 26th - Sep 30th - Oct 28th - Nov 18th - Dec 16th Details TBC
Wed - Jul 29
Prince of Wales - Jam Night 8:30 PM

Live jam night every Wednesday night from 8.30pm. Everyone is welcome weather to join in or just to watch and listen!

Thu - Jul 30
Baby & Toddlers Group - DIDDY DISCO 9:15 AM

Cartoons, Nursery Rhymes, Action Songs & Diddy Disco Dancing for Pre School Children - Tea/Coffee and chat for the adults. A Relaxed fun time :-)
www.diddydisco.co.uk
£5.00 per family
Thursdays 9:15am  Fridays 9.15am and then 10.20am

 

Thu - Jul 30
Open Mic at O'Donoghues 8:30 PM - 11:00 PM

Andy Barrett hosts the popular Open Mic night at O'Donoghues pub.

Thu - Jul 30
Marlow Donkey: Pub Quiz and Open the Box 8:30 PM

The long running Marlow Donkey Pub quiz had been revamped with new prizes. Starts at 8.30pm and is followed by Open the box. Hosted by Shazza, you're guaranteed a fun night.

Fri - Jul 31
Baby & Toddlers Group - DIDDY DISCO (9.15am and then 10.20am) 9:15 AM

Cartoons, Nursery Rhymes, Action Songs & Diddy Disco Dancing for Pre School Children - Tea/Coffee and chat for the adults. A Relaxed fun time :-)
www.diddydisco.co.uk
£5.00 per family
Thursdays 9:15am  Fridays 9.15am and then 10.20am

Sat - Aug 01 -- Sun - Aug 02
Masons Fun Fair

Higgison Park
Details TBC
http://www.masonsfunfair.com/index.html

Sat - Aug 01
Marlow Antiques & Vintage Fayre 9:00 AM - 4:00 PM

Discover a treasure trove of Antique and Vintage items, including Vintage Clothing and Handbags, at The Marlow Antiques & Vintage Fayre. Held on the 1st Saturday of every month, from 9am to 4pm, in Liston Hall, Chapel Street, Marlow, it really is a regular 'not to be missed' event.  If you're looking for something a bit different from the usual High Street fare, or just fancy a browse, we'd love to see you there.

We also offer a wide variety of hot and cold refreshments.

Sun - Aug 02
Self-Defence and Kung Fu

We are a friendly and fun class and welcome people of all abilities (aged 11 to adult) who are looking to get in shape and build their confidence.  We are in the Marlow Bottom Village Hall every Sunday from 10:15am to 11:15am, next to the Barn Club, just opposite the One Stop Shop on the main road.

Just wear tracksuit bottoms and a T-shirt (£9 non-members, £7 members).

For more details check our website at http://www.phoenixfist.com or call Steven on 07711 251078

Mon - Aug 03
Marlow Ukulele Group

Marlow Ukulele Group meets every 2 weeks at the Cross Keys. We provide an opportunity for anyone who is new to the ukulele to practice their favourite songs in a friendly group environment. See http://www.marlowuke.co.uk/ to find out how to join the fun!

Mon - Aug 03
Happy Mondays @ The Slug and Lettuce Marlow

Here at the Slug and Lettuce we believe every Monday is a Happy One.

Thats why we have 50% Off All Food Each and Every Monday, even in the bank holidays!

Mon - Aug 03
Boutique Cinema at Clayton's Marlow 7:30 PM

Every Monday Clayton’s Marlow transforms into an intimate Boutique Cinema to show you the very best in film.

Sit back in one of their comfy sofas, sip on a cocktail, grab a bite to eat and watch a film on their big screen.

Screening starts at 8pm with a Pre-Feature comedy classic from 7.30pm

For full film listings including trailers see http://www.claytonsmarlow.com/cinema/

Booking essential to guarantee a seat.

Tue - Aug 04
The Assembly Room Comedy Night

Monthly - first Tuesday of every month at 8pm.  To  book tickets please email: info@theassemblyroom.co.uk or call us on 01628 474718 or buy online

Tickets are £5 or £15 to include a 2 course meal.  If you book for food please arrive from 7pm.

Line up can be viewed on our website.

Tue - Aug 04
Quiz Night @ The Slug and Lettuce

Our famous weekly quiz night returns with a new host! The lovely Chris Baldwin will be quizzing you every Tuesday evening from 7.30pm onwards. 

All quizzers will receive 25% off our extensive new food menu! 

£1 entry per person & winning team not only takes all but will also receive a bottle of wine on the house the next time they quiz with us! 

Bring your family & friends along and book a table in for your group over the phone on 01628 478737 to guarantee your space.

Tue - Aug 04
Rebellion Brewery Tours 7:00 PM - 9:30 PM

Tours take place on the first tuesday of every month Start at 7:00pm, all welcome. £10 Per head (including members). Notice required for groups of 12 or more, otherwise no need to book All ales currently being brewed are available all night, and take your glass home as a souvenir. Talks given on brewing history and brewing methods. Barbecue all year round. Bar closes at 9:30! http://www.rebellionbeer.co.uk/tours.htm

Tue - Aug 04
Prince of Wales - Quiz Night 8:30 PM

We offer a range of quiz rounds from music to film and from history to geography and everything in between. We also have a 'play your cards right' game where the jackpot can be up to and above £800. Also the pub offers great food (including a Thai menu) and great beer.
Every Tuesday from 8:30pm
Prince of Wales, Marlow
Entry price: £1 per person - winning team gets the pot 

Wed - Aug 05
Beginners Jive Dance Classes

FUN, FRIENDLY and RELAXED beginners classes! Make new friends and get fit whilst learning to dance! Absolutely no experience needed or partner required! Drop in classes - start any week!! Doors 7.30pm, beginners Jive class 8pm with practice session, stroll classes and dancing after. Fully SPRUNG wooden dancefloor, BYO drinks.
Every Wednesday from 7.30pm at Frieth Village Hall, Frieth, RG9 6PR.
Our Facebook page is www.facebook.com/therockingrebels 

Wed - Aug 05
Tappy Feet! - adult tap class for beginners
Adult tap class for beginners held at the Marlow Methodist church, just off the high street.
 
First FREE taster session (1 hour class free) and then it's £7.00 a lesson each week. 
 
Class is on a Wednesday evening 8-9pm.

Call 07773 529161, or for more details, and updates on the Tappy Feet Facebook page.

 

Wed - Aug 05
NCT Bumps and Babes Cafe 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM

Every Wednesday come along and meet other new and expectant Mums, and let someone else worry about getting the coffee and washing up afterwards! Open to NCT and non-members alike, the more the merrier! Court Garden Cafe, Higginson Park, Marlow.

Wed - Aug 05
Prince of Wales - Jam Night 8:30 PM

Live jam night every Wednesday night from 8.30pm. Everyone is welcome weather to join in or just to watch and listen!

Thu - Aug 06
Baby & Toddlers Group - DIDDY DISCO 9:15 AM

Cartoons, Nursery Rhymes, Action Songs & Diddy Disco Dancing for Pre School Children - Tea/Coffee and chat for the adults. A Relaxed fun time :-)
www.diddydisco.co.uk
£5.00 per family
Thursdays 9:15am  Fridays 9.15am and then 10.20am

 

Thu - Aug 06
Marlow Donkey: Pub Quiz and Open the Box 8:30 PM

The long running Marlow Donkey Pub quiz had been revamped with new prizes. Starts at 8.30pm and is followed by Open the box. Hosted by Shazza, you're guaranteed a fun night.

Thu - Aug 06
Open Mic at O'Donoghues 8:30 PM - 11:00 PM

Andy Barrett hosts the popular Open Mic night at O'Donoghues pub.

Fri - Aug 07
Baby & Toddlers Group - DIDDY DISCO (9.15am and then 10.20am) 9:15 AM

Cartoons, Nursery Rhymes, Action Songs & Diddy Disco Dancing for Pre School Children - Tea/Coffee and chat for the adults. A Relaxed fun time :-)
www.diddydisco.co.uk
£5.00 per family
Thursdays 9:15am  Fridays 9.15am and then 10.20am

Sun - Aug 09
Self-Defence and Kung Fu

We are a friendly and fun class and welcome people of all abilities (aged 11 to adult) who are looking to get in shape and build their confidence.  We are in the Marlow Bottom Village Hall every Sunday from 10:15am to 11:15am, next to the Barn Club, just opposite the One Stop Shop on the main road.

Just wear tracksuit bottoms and a T-shirt (£9 non-members, £7 members).

For more details check our website at http://www.phoenixfist.com or call Steven on 07711 251078

Sun - Aug 09
Bridge to Bridge swim and Festival 10:00 AM - 4:00 PM

The Bridge to Bridge is an organised swim event - 14km from Henley to Marlow!
Details (eg arival time in Marlow) TBC
http://henleyswim.com/events/bridge-to-bridge/

Mon - Aug 10
Happy Mondays @ The Slug and Lettuce Marlow

Here at the Slug and Lettuce we believe every Monday is a Happy One.

Thats why we have 50% Off All Food Each and Every Monday, even in the bank holidays!

Mon - Aug 10
Boutique Cinema at Clayton's Marlow 7:30 PM

Every Monday Clayton’s Marlow transforms into an intimate Boutique Cinema to show you the very best in film.

Sit back in one of their comfy sofas, sip on a cocktail, grab a bite to eat and watch a film on their big screen.

Screening starts at 8pm with a Pre-Feature comedy classic from 7.30pm

For full film listings including trailers see http://www.claytonsmarlow.com/cinema/

Booking essential to guarantee a seat.

Tue - Aug 11
Quiz Night @ The Slug and Lettuce

Our famous weekly quiz night returns with a new host! The lovely Chris Baldwin will be quizzing you every Tuesday evening from 7.30pm onwards. 

All quizzers will receive 25% off our extensive new food menu! 

£1 entry per person & winning team not only takes all but will also receive a bottle of wine on the house the next time they quiz with us! 

Bring your family & friends along and book a table in for your group over the phone on 01628 478737 to guarantee your space.

Tue - Aug 11
Prince of Wales - Quiz Night 8:30 PM

We offer a range of quiz rounds from music to film and from history to geography and everything in between. We also have a 'play your cards right' game where the jackpot can be up to and above £800. Also the pub offers great food (including a Thai menu) and great beer.
Every Tuesday from 8:30pm
Prince of Wales, Marlow
Entry price: £1 per person - winning team gets the pot 

Wed - Aug 12
Tappy Feet! - adult tap class for beginners
Adult tap class for beginners held at the Marlow Methodist church, just off the high street.
 
First FREE taster session (1 hour class free) and then it's £7.00 a lesson each week. 
 
Class is on a Wednesday evening 8-9pm.

Call 07773 529161, or for more details, and updates on the Tappy Feet Facebook page.

 

Wed - Aug 12
Beginners Jive Dance Classes

FUN, FRIENDLY and RELAXED beginners classes! Make new friends and get fit whilst learning to dance! Absolutely no experience needed or partner required! Drop in classes - start any week!! Doors 7.30pm, beginners Jive class 8pm with practice session, stroll classes and dancing after. Fully SPRUNG wooden dancefloor, BYO drinks.
Every Wednesday from 7.30pm at Frieth Village Hall, Frieth, RG9 6PR.
Our Facebook page is www.facebook.com/therockingrebels 

Wed - Aug 12
NCT Bumps and Babes Cafe 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM

Every Wednesday come along and meet other new and expectant Mums, and let someone else worry about getting the coffee and washing up afterwards! Open to NCT and non-members alike, the more the merrier! Court Garden Cafe, Higginson Park, Marlow.

Wed - Aug 12
Prince of Wales - Jam Night 8:30 PM

Live jam night every Wednesday night from 8.30pm. Everyone is welcome weather to join in or just to watch and listen!

Thu - Aug 13
Tea Dance

This is a monthly Tea Dance (on the 2nd Thursday each month).  From 2.0-4.0pm in Liston Hall, Marlow - run by the Marlow Community Association.  Ballroom, Latin and Sequence Dancing (Beginners are welcome).  Dancing is led by qualified dance instructors. Price is £2 which includes tea.  

Car parking in adjacent Liston Road car park.

Thu - Aug 13
Baby & Toddlers Group - DIDDY DISCO 9:15 AM

Cartoons, Nursery Rhymes, Action Songs & Diddy Disco Dancing for Pre School Children - Tea/Coffee and chat for the adults. A Relaxed fun time :-)
www.diddydisco.co.uk
£5.00 per family
Thursdays 9:15am  Fridays 9.15am and then 10.20am

 

Thu - Aug 13
Marlow Donkey: Pub Quiz and Open the Box 8:30 PM

The long running Marlow Donkey Pub quiz had been revamped with new prizes. Starts at 8.30pm and is followed by Open the box. Hosted by Shazza, you're guaranteed a fun night.

Thu - Aug 13
Open Mic at O'Donoghues 8:30 PM - 11:00 PM

Andy Barrett hosts the popular Open Mic night at O'Donoghues pub.

Fri - Aug 14
Baby & Toddlers Group - DIDDY DISCO (9.15am and then 10.20am) 9:15 AM

Cartoons, Nursery Rhymes, Action Songs & Diddy Disco Dancing for Pre School Children - Tea/Coffee and chat for the adults. A Relaxed fun time :-)
www.diddydisco.co.uk
£5.00 per family
Thursdays 9:15am  Fridays 9.15am and then 10.20am

Sat - Aug 15
Junior Cookery Club at Cats Cookery School
Cats Cookery School runs a Junior Cookery Club for age 8+, the third Sat in the month. The children will learn how to prepare and cook the food and make some delicious treats to take home to share with the whole family.
Each class is £25, you can book online at www.catscookeryschool.com
Cats Cookery School, Old House Farm, Ragmans Lane, Marlow, SL73SL 

Sun - Aug 16
Self-Defence and Kung Fu

We are a friendly and fun class and welcome people of all abilities (aged 11 to adult) who are looking to get in shape and build their confidence.  We are in the Marlow Bottom Village Hall every Sunday from 10:15am to 11:15am, next to the Barn Club, just opposite the One Stop Shop on the main road.

Just wear tracksuit bottoms and a T-shirt (£9 non-members, £7 members).

For more details check our website at http://www.phoenixfist.com or call Steven on 07711 251078

Mon - Aug 17
Marlow Ukulele Group

Marlow Ukulele Group meets every 2 weeks at the Cross Keys. We provide an opportunity for anyone who is new to the ukulele to practice their favourite songs in a friendly group environment. See http://www.marlowuke.co.uk/ to find out how to join the fun!

Mon - Aug 17
Happy Mondays @ The Slug and Lettuce Marlow

Here at the Slug and Lettuce we believe every Monday is a Happy One.

Thats why we have 50% Off All Food Each and Every Monday, even in the bank holidays!

Mon - Aug 17
Boutique Cinema at Clayton's Marlow 7:30 PM

Every Monday Clayton’s Marlow transforms into an intimate Boutique Cinema to show you the very best in film.

Sit back in one of their comfy sofas, sip on a cocktail, grab a bite to eat and watch a film on their big screen.

Screening starts at 8pm with a Pre-Feature comedy classic from 7.30pm

For full film listings including trailers see http://www.claytonsmarlow.com/cinema/

Booking essential to guarantee a seat.

Tue - Aug 18
Quiz Night @ The Slug and Lettuce

Our famous weekly quiz night returns with a new host! The lovely Chris Baldwin will be quizzing you every Tuesday evening from 7.30pm onwards. 

All quizzers will receive 25% off our extensive new food menu! 

£1 entry per person & winning team not only takes all but will also receive a bottle of wine on the house the next time they quiz with us! 

Bring your family & friends along and book a table in for your group over the phone on 01628 478737 to guarantee your space.

Tue - Aug 18
Prince of Wales - Quiz Night 8:30 PM

We offer a range of quiz rounds from music to film and from history to geography and everything in between. We also have a 'play your cards right' game where the jackpot can be up to and above £800. Also the pub offers great food (including a Thai menu) and great beer.
Every Tuesday from 8:30pm
Prince of Wales, Marlow
Entry price: £1 per person - winning team gets the pot 

Wed - Aug 19
Tappy Feet! - adult tap class for beginners
Adult tap class for beginners held at the Marlow Methodist church, just off the high street.
 
First FREE taster session (1 hour class free) and then it's £7.00 a lesson each week. 
 
Class is on a Wednesday evening 8-9pm.

Call 07773 529161, or for more details, and updates on the Tappy Feet Facebook page.

 

Wed - Aug 19
Beginners Jive Dance Classes

FUN, FRIENDLY and RELAXED beginners classes! Make new friends and get fit whilst learning to dance! Absolutely no experience needed or partner required! Drop in classes - start any week!! Doors 7.30pm, beginners Jive class 8pm with practice session, stroll classes and dancing after. Fully SPRUNG wooden dancefloor, BYO drinks.
Every Wednesday from 7.30pm at Frieth Village Hall, Frieth, RG9 6PR.
Our Facebook page is www.facebook.com/therockingrebels 

Wed - Aug 19
NCT Bumps and Babes Cafe 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM

Every Wednesday come along and meet other new and expectant Mums, and let someone else worry about getting the coffee and washing up afterwards! Open to NCT and non-members alike, the more the merrier! Court Garden Cafe, Higginson Park, Marlow.

Wed - Aug 19
Prince of Wales - Jam Night 8:30 PM

Live jam night every Wednesday night from 8.30pm. Everyone is welcome weather to join in or just to watch and listen!

Thu - Aug 20
Baby & Toddlers Group - DIDDY DISCO 9:15 AM

Cartoons, Nursery Rhymes, Action Songs & Diddy Disco Dancing for Pre School Children - Tea/Coffee and chat for the adults. A Relaxed fun time :-)
www.diddydisco.co.uk
£5.00 per family
Thursdays 9:15am  Fridays 9.15am and then 10.20am

 

Thu - Aug 20
Marlow Donkey: Pub Quiz and Open the Box 8:30 PM

The long running Marlow Donkey Pub quiz had been revamped with new prizes. Starts at 8.30pm and is followed by Open the box. Hosted by Shazza, you're guaranteed a fun night.

Thu - Aug 20
Open Mic at O'Donoghues 8:30 PM - 11:00 PM

Andy Barrett hosts the popular Open Mic night at O'Donoghues pub.

Fri - Aug 21
Baby & Toddlers Group - DIDDY DISCO (9.15am and then 10.20am) 9:15 AM

Cartoons, Nursery Rhymes, Action Songs & Diddy Disco Dancing for Pre School Children - Tea/Coffee and chat for the adults. A Relaxed fun time :-)
www.diddydisco.co.uk
£5.00 per family
Thursdays 9:15am  Fridays 9.15am and then 10.20am

Sun - Aug 23
Self-Defence and Kung Fu

We are a friendly and fun class and welcome people of all abilities (aged 11 to adult) who are looking to get in shape and build their confidence.  We are in the Marlow Bottom Village Hall every Sunday from 10:15am to 11:15am, next to the Barn Club, just opposite the One Stop Shop on the main road.

Just wear tracksuit bottoms and a T-shirt (£9 non-members, £7 members).

For more details check our website at http://www.phoenixfist.com or call Steven on 07711 251078

Mon - Aug 24
Happy Mondays @ The Slug and Lettuce Marlow

Here at the Slug and Lettuce we believe every Monday is a Happy One.

Thats why we have 50% Off All Food Each and Every Monday, even in the bank holidays!

Tue - Aug 25
Quiz Night @ The Slug and Lettuce

Our famous weekly quiz night returns with a new host! The lovely Chris Baldwin will be quizzing you every Tuesday evening from 7.30pm onwards. 

All quizzers will receive 25% off our extensive new food menu! 

£1 entry per person & winning team not only takes all but will also receive a bottle of wine on the house the next time they quiz with us! 

Bring your family & friends along and book a table in for your group over the phone on 01628 478737 to guarantee your space.

Tue - Aug 25
Prince of Wales - Quiz Night 8:30 PM

We offer a range of quiz rounds from music to film and from history to geography and everything in between. We also have a 'play your cards right' game where the jackpot can be up to and above £800. Also the pub offers great food (including a Thai menu) and great beer.
Every Tuesday from 8:30pm
Prince of Wales, Marlow
Entry price: £1 per person - winning team gets the pot 

Wed - Aug 26
Tappy Feet! - adult tap class for beginners
Adult tap class for beginners held at the Marlow Methodist church, just off the high street.
 
First FREE taster session (1 hour class free) and then it's £7.00 a lesson each week. 
 
Class is on a Wednesday evening 8-9pm.

Call 07773 529161, or for more details, and updates on the Tappy Feet Facebook page.

 

Wed - Aug 26
Beginners Jive Dance Classes

FUN, FRIENDLY and RELAXED beginners classes! Make new friends and get fit whilst learning to dance! Absolutely no experience needed or partner required! Drop in classes - start any week!! Doors 7.30pm, beginners Jive class 8pm with practice session, stroll classes and dancing after. Fully SPRUNG wooden dancefloor, BYO drinks.
Every Wednesday from 7.30pm at Frieth Village Hall, Frieth, RG9 6PR.
Our Facebook page is www.facebook.com/therockingrebels 

Wed - Aug 26
NCT Bumps and Babes Cafe 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM

Every Wednesday come along and meet other new and expectant Mums, and let someone else worry about getting the coffee and washing up afterwards! Open to NCT and non-members alike, the more the merrier! Court Garden Cafe, Higginson Park, Marlow.

Wed - Aug 26
Wine Tasting with Marlow Wine Society 8:00 PM

Marlow Wine Society meets on the last Wednesday of each month at the Pugin Rooms, St. Peter St. Marlow.  Wine merchants and other experts present 8 wines in an informal and enjoyable tasting.

More information : 01628-482299. www.marlowwinesociety.com. Each meeting has a theme, upcoming ones include:

  • Jan 28th - A.G.M. and 8 favourite wines presented by members 
  • Feb 25th - German wines presented by Beaconsfield Wine Cellars
  • Mar 25th - Wineman's Bluff - decide what is in each bottle from a choice of 3 possibilities
  • Apr 29th - Become an expert sniffer and taster - guided by Richard Wilson of Spirited Wines
  • May 27th - Eton Vintners tasting of Loire valley wines
  • Jun 24th - Members present at investigation of the wines of the U.S.A
  • Jul 29th - Aug 26th - Sep 30th - Oct 28th - Nov 18th - Dec 16th Details TBC
Wed - Aug 26
Prince of Wales - Jam Night 8:30 PM

Live jam night every Wednesday night from 8.30pm. Everyone is welcome weather to join in or just to watch and listen!

Thu - Aug 27
Baby & Toddlers Group - DIDDY DISCO 9:15 AM

Cartoons, Nursery Rhymes, Action Songs & Diddy Disco Dancing for Pre School Children - Tea/Coffee and chat for the adults. A Relaxed fun time :-)
www.diddydisco.co.uk
£5.00 per family
Thursdays 9:15am  Fridays 9.15am and then 10.20am

 

Thu - Aug 27
Open Mic at O'Donoghues 8:30 PM - 11:00 PM

Andy Barrett hosts the popular Open Mic night at O'Donoghues pub.

Thu - Aug 27
Marlow Donkey: Pub Quiz and Open the Box 8:30 PM

The long running Marlow Donkey Pub quiz had been revamped with new prizes. Starts at 8.30pm and is followed by Open the box. Hosted by Shazza, you're guaranteed a fun night.

Fri - Aug 28
Baby & Toddlers Group - DIDDY DISCO (9.15am and then 10.20am) 9:15 AM

Cartoons, Nursery Rhymes, Action Songs & Diddy Disco Dancing for Pre School Children - Tea/Coffee and chat for the adults. A Relaxed fun time :-)
www.diddydisco.co.uk
£5.00 per family
Thursdays 9:15am  Fridays 9.15am and then 10.20am

Sat - Aug 29
Marlow Community Market 9:30 AM - 1:00 PM

The indoor market, organised by Transition Town Marlow, is a hub for local producers and provides local customers with a good deal!

A mixture of stall-holders:  meat, vegetables, bread, cakes and all sorts of other produce from small local suppliers - plus local artists and craftspeople.

The market aims to be plastic-bag free, so please bring your own.

Liston Hall, Chapel Street - last Saturday of every month.

Sun - Aug 30
Self-Defence and Kung Fu

We are a friendly and fun class and welcome people of all abilities (aged 11 to adult) who are looking to get in shape and build their confidence.  We are in the Marlow Bottom Village Hall every Sunday from 10:15am to 11:15am, next to the Barn Club, just opposite the One Stop Shop on the main road.

Just wear tracksuit bottoms and a T-shirt (£9 non-members, £7 members).

For more details check our website at http://www.phoenixfist.com or call Steven on 07711 251078

Mon - Aug 31
Marlow Ukulele Group

Marlow Ukulele Group meets every 2 weeks at the Cross Keys. We provide an opportunity for anyone who is new to the ukulele to practice their favourite songs in a friendly group environment. See http://www.marlowuke.co.uk/ to find out how to join the fun!

Mon - Aug 31
Happy Mondays @ The Slug and Lettuce Marlow

Here at the Slug and Lettuce we believe every Monday is a Happy One.

Thats why we have 50% Off All Food Each and Every Monday, even in the bank holidays!

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